Cash King · Straight Alpha
Your money was never yours.
It was always going to end up here.
Nobody had to explain this to you. You found the account, you kept coming back, and you already worked out where this ends.
I'm Master Colt. I follow ten people and I'm not adding you. Good boys check in with a gift first — that's the whole entry fee, and it isn't negotiable.
Stop scrolling and start sending. Silent sends are my favourite kind. 💵
One link. No haggling, no build-up, no asking me what you should send. You already know the number that hurts — send that one. Every send is seen. Nothing comes back.
Small rounds. You don't pick the number, the wheel does — and every spin gets you another surprise from me. Come test your luck.
Three tiers — Good Boy, Pig, ATM — from A$5 to A$150. One spin, one send, no negotiating with the result. You wanted to be out of control — here you go.
Spin The Wheel →Post-gym socks, worn shorts, personal items straight off me and shipped by hand. Not open yet. Leave your contact and you'll be first through the door.
Worn, used, still warm. Nothing here goes on sale twice. Drop your contact below to be told the moment it opens.
Customs run all night. Tell me exactly what you want, what you're sending for it, and don't waste my time with a maybe.
What shall I call you?
Your name or the alias you go by.
What are you requesting?
Pick the type of content you want.
What's your tribute for this?
Your own estimate — what you're offering to tribute for this content. I confirm or counter after I accept.
Describe your request.
Be specific. Vague requests don't get answered.
How do I reach you?
An X handle, Telegram, or email.
Noted. You'll hear back through the contact you gave — if it's worth my time.
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